Memes with the tag alcohol

The Porcelin God

The Porcelin God - Six drinks ago, you wouldn't touch it with your feet.

Engagements

Engagements - Alcohol is a much better motivator than duress.

Alcohol

Alcohol - Enabling fathers to speak to their children for millennia.

"That" Girl

"That" Girl - There's one at every party.

Alcohol

Alcohol - The key to surviving daily stand-ups.

Guinness

Guinness - At least it gets you drunk.

Cupid Did

Cupid Did - Because your gonna get laid

Decapitation

Decapitation - The ultimate cure for hangovers.

Alcohol

Alcohol - The backbone of world's working class.

Psyduck

Psyduck - He always ends up being "that girl" at the party.

Late Bloomers

Late Bloomers - It all goes downhill from here.

Alcohol

Alcohol - Moire important than fire, agriculture, or basically anything else.

Pretty Waitresses

Pretty Waitresses - The only way that Boone's Farm is potable.

Every Dog Has His Day

Every Dog Has His Day

Hangovers

Hangovers - They count as an instant "time-out" in life.

El Facil Whiskey

El Facil Whiskey - For that stubborn girl that just won't give it up...

Pandas

Pandas - They cross-dress and go to bars.

Moonshine

Moonshine - Adding value to useless people since the 1700s.

Hangovers

Hangovers - Those who play together, pay together.

Beer Goggles

Beer Goggles - They make fat cross-dressers look fit.

Alcohol

Alcohol - There are times when it can't be helped.

Teenagers

Teenagers - They're so cute with their little drinking habits.

he's crazy

he's crazy - he is totally crazy!!!!

Alcoholics

Alcoholics - They're simply providing an honorable service.

Alcohol

Alcohol - The universal absence note.

Alcoholics

Alcoholics - It's obvious when they've hit rock-bottom.

Halloween

Halloween - A night for ghouls, goblins, and all sorts of other weird shit.

White Girl Wasted

White Girl Wasted - You know the type

Anime

Anime - Sometimes shit gets real...

World Cup

World Cup - After a long game, everybody deserves to celebrate!

English Culture

English Culture - It's all about being a man, shutting up, and gulping down some alcohol!

Cougars

Cougars - Of course they have children. Children have friends!

RenRuki

RenRuki - If one split beer leading to dancing doesn't speak to the sexual tension between these two, nothing does.

Cinco de Mayo

Cinco de Mayo - Be sure to control yourselves and arrange a designated driver.

ALCOHOL

ALCOHOL - Makes poor life choices easier to tolerate.

Pandaman

Pandaman - The "Where's Waldo?" of the Grand Line.

Alcohol

Alcohol - The answer to most questions.

Family

Family - You can pick your friends, but you can't pick your parents.

Beer

Beer - Make sure you properly explain how important it is before giving it to minors.

Manhood

Manhood - Thanks, Dad. I'm really glad we have these little talks.

Exhibitionism

Exhibitionism - The only way to avoid being a pervert.

Pet Alcoholism

Pet Alcoholism - Owners don't let pets drive drunk.

Birds

Birds - Don't ever tell me birds aren't cool

Beer Goggles

Beer Goggles - They work better than you may think.

The Line

The Line - If you start fighting with your drink, you've had enough.

Off Season

Off Season - There's a reason we don't watch sports in the off season

Commercials

Commercials - Superbowl ads are far less subtle these days

Japanese Pigeons

Japanese Pigeons - They can drink you under the table.

Rebranding

Rebranding - Attention Maker's Mark: This name is more appropriate.

Drink Guinners

Drink Guinners - Because Guiness tastes like piss anyways, a knock-off can't be any worse.

Mardi Gras 101

Mardi Gras 101 - Drink beer non-stop and be sure to urinate frequently!

Prohibition

Prohibition - It's a little-known fact that it all started with one wild night at the Fairy Tail guild...

Alcohol

Alcohol - It's for everybody!



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